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OoooooooooooooooooK!!!!!!! theres a lot of stuff i need to update yall on. Lots of stuff has happened. Especially since i havnt posted in a WHILE! I guess i kinda just figured no one was reading? That shouldnt really matter tho. I know. But anyway here is my long awaited update. and i promise to never go this long without a post ever again. Even if i just write a line or two. Lolz. So last time i told yall about linda. She was the insane bitch that made me finger fuck her bloody chach while simultaneously  almost choking me to death with her cotton panties? i think i started telling you about her crazy “attempted” suicide in my bathroom as well. Anyway that bitch is history. For now at least…hahaha. Nah, linda was fun. i guess? But my girlfriend came home the next day and i had to explain to her why there was blood all over the bathroom walls. Which was no easy task mind you. i made up some song and dance about how my buddy got in a fight downtown and came in stumbling drunk afterwards. Which has happened before mind you, albeit waaaay in the past. Either way she bought it. I mean, she wasnt expecting me to make up a cover story for the crazy shit that really went on. I guess i wasnt either. So she believed what i told her. In reality the situation was much more nuts than a friend, bloodied from battle, stumbling around drunk and enraged. The situation as it was, was much more real than that. It was something that didnt wrap up so neatly. Something that left behind much more than blood. Horrible memories. haunting is what it was. much more than i care to admit even. Linda, whom i later learned was a schizophrenic, in addition to being clinically depressed, tried to end her life in my house. It was a 6 hour ordeal i wish i had never lived through. My mind will never be the same. She stabbed at her wrists with a nail file over and over and over. I struggled to stop her but her strength was tremendous. Scary even. All i could do was watch as she turned her wrists into hamburger. I took a few stab wounds in the process but i just told my girlfriend that i had cut my self picking up glass from a bottle my friend had broke. I know that me and linda will never see each other again. For one shes probably gunna be institutionalized for quite a while. and two i get the impression that she wouldnt ever want to see me again either. She kept calling me “evil!” and telling me i was “possessed by satan.” i think it had somethingto do with me taking her virginity. Of course i had no clue at the time. She didnt tell me anything and definately seemed to know what she was doing (and then some). But hey, schizos say the damndest things, and as ive now learned are completely and totally crazy by any normal standards. No other way of putting it. Just crazy. Thats what i keep telling myself anyways. She was just crazy. She didnt know what she was doing. She didnt understand that i was not possesed by “satans children.” or that i was  honestly trying to help her. She didnt know i was just a horny guy that cant say no to some big ass titties and that i didnt want to take her “purity” it just kinda happened? Six hours though! An entire night of anguished cries and horrible moaning. Im suprised the neighbors never called the cops.Lord knows i tried to call them a few times myself. but that didnt pan out. Linda kept threatening to tell them that i raped her, that i kidnapped and forced her to perform sex acts against her will. I was scared. But in reality it actually worked out the other way. First she jerked me off into her mouth as i mentioned before ( i dont think i’ll ever get that image out of my head). Even as she was crying uncontrollably i manged to stay hard and shoot my load on her face. I thought she was just upset like a normal person and sex was her way of dealing. A nympho at worst (though i dont think i would of minded that so much). nope. infact it wasnt until she collected the cum off her face and tried to finger fuck my ass with it that i thought she might be a little off mentally. I wish i could say i didnt go on with it. That would be nice to be able to say. But im afraid i cant do that. Like i said “haunting…” so anyway, she rubbed my asshole with my own cum, I protested of course and was genuinely surprised but once she got her finger in there i sheepishly and regrettably acquiesced. never had i tried this before and figured that this was a once in a lifetime kinda thing. that hey, no one will ever know…or at least no one that i know will ever know, and before long her tongue came in to play. She licked the jizzm off my ass and her own fingers. she started giggling as well, then full on laughing, louder and louder, just to herself. I started to get turned off after that. I went soft as a kenny g record. And thats when she flipped. She reached around in vain trying to get me back up. But i was way turned off and my senses were quickly coming back to me. she continued trying to eat out my ass when i hurriedly pulled my pants back up.I felt a kind of panic as well. Like, who the hell is this person in my house?  What the fuck am i doing? She stopped crying/laughing also. That part scared me the most. She was silent. She just stared up at me breathing hard. Her eyes were wild, i could see that she wasnt “normal” by the way she looked at me. I tried talking to her. I kept telling her that “that was enough!” And that she needed to calm down. Then she started grinding her teeth really hard. I swear i thought her jaw was going to break. It was soo loud, the grinding echoed and amplified hellishly in the bathroom. i wanted to run for my life, but knew that i couldnt. so I tried to appear calm even though i was scared out of my mind. and you would be too if you saw how she was looking at me. She didnt blink. I started yelling at her to snap her out of it. Her mouth began to bleed cuz she had started to bite her tongue, but still her expression didnt change. Its late. I want to tell you more but gotta go to sleep. I have a job interview tomorrow. To be concluded… Luke Havergal

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Strippermobile Shuns Las Vegas, Launches U.S. Tour

Just because it doesn’t happen in Las Vegas anymore, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense- and money. Though the strippermobile is no longer trolling for customers down the Las Vegas Strip due to earlier Clark County Commissioner’s admanat objections based on safety concerns, in the next few weeks it will be going up and down Main Street, USA. 

On January 10, it will become a Las Vegas-born – and banned – business that took its show on the road. 

As previously reported by Las Vegas Backstage Access, the last and only time the vehicle rolled was November in Las Vegas, when bikini-clad strippers hopped aboard and gyrated inside the truck’s Plexiglas-enclosed cargo area, swung around a brass pole affixed to the middle of the truck bed. 

Launching what arguably may be one of the greatest marketing ploys ever, the  “Strippermobile Winter Tour 2010,” as it is dubbed, will be filmed as a documentary, carrying a full production crew with them.  Larry Beard, marketing guru for Déjà vu gentlemen’s club in Las Vegas, hopes to have it broadcast on cable television, albeit most likely adult on-demand channels. 

With three select strippers ready and willing to tout their wares, Beard expects the truck to roll out of Sin City on Jan. 10, making its first stops on their national tour in Southern California.  That state has almost 20 Déjà vu- operated strip clubs.  The strippermobile with then go up the coast, lingering in Portland, Ore., because, says Beard, the decency laws there are lax and the dancers will be totally nude during that stretch of the trip.   

After Portland, it’s off to Seattle, then to the Midwest- Minnesota, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio and Michigan- all of which have Déjà Vu clubs.  Then it’s off to New York City and Times Square, down to Maryland, over to Kentucky and Tennessee, down to Florida for the college spring break and over to Louisiana for Mardi Gras.  Then their itinerary takes the crew to Colorado before the wayward truck comes home to roost once again in Las Vegas in the spring. 

“And on our travels, of course, we’ll get pictures of the girls alongside Mount Rushmore and other famous sites,” Beard says.

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Color Temperature

I’ve come to the realization I have too much clothes. While cleaning my room I found garnments that I dont even wear anymore.

After a while I just started throwing shit together because I was bored with just cleaning.

I dressed up, put on pink lipstick, then dressed down,
And did a self photoshoot

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Fumatul şi alcoolul

Întrebare:

Trebuie să renunţ şi la alcool pe perioada procesului de renunţare la fumat?

Răspuns:

Un proverb american spune că Nu trebuie să faci nimic, doar să plăteşti taxe şi să mori.  Totuşi şansele dvs. de a vă elibera de tutun pe termen lung cresc şi sănătatea dvs. se va ameliora simţitor, cel puţin temporar, dacă renunţaţi la alcool.  De ce?  Iată motivele:

1.     Alcoolul creşte rata recidivelor.  Fumătorii care renunţă la fumat dar continuă să folosească alcool au un risc de recidivă de două ori mai mare decât cei care nu folosesc alcool.1

2.     Alcoolul afectează judecata.  Chiar şi numai o înghiţitură de alcool afectează judecata, memoria, capacitatea de a învăţa, capacitatea de coordonare, capacitatea de a asimila informaţiile şi funcţiile cognitive.  Cu cât persoana are greutate corporală mai mică, cu atât mai puternic va fi afectată.  O judecată sănătoasă este necesară pentru a  putea rezista ţigărilor, mai ales în timpul procesului de renunţare şi chiar după aceea.2, 3

3.     Alcoolul creşte numărul erorilor în realizarea unor activităţi.  Numărul de erori a crescut în mod semnificativ sub influenţa unei doze mici de alcool în sânge de 0,25% la piloţii care au fost testaţi.  Aceasta este motivaţia de prim ordin care stă la baza restricţiei în ce priveşte consumul de alcool cu 24 de ore înainte de zbor.  Orice eroare în activitate provoacă stres iar stresul poate duce la fumarea unei ţigări.4

4.     Alcoolul produce o supresie a sistemului imunitar.  Ingestia de alcool produce supresia unora dintre mecanismele de apărare împotriva microbilor sau a cancerului.  El acţionează ca un drog imunosupresiv cu efect pe termen lung.  Ca fost fumător, sistemul dvs. imunitar este deja slăbit.  Îl puteţi întări renunţând la alcool.5

5.     Alcoolul şi tutunul acţionează sinergic în creşterea riscului de cancer de gură, esofag şi laringe.  {tim cu toţii că atât alcoolul cât şi tutunul de mestecat sau prizat sunt, în mod independent, factori de risc în cancerul de gură.  Riscul de cancer este deja crescut.  Obiectivul este de a reduce acest risc.6, 7

6.     Factorii sociali influenţează rata recidivelor.  Deoarece există o corelaţie strânsă între fumătorii care consumă alcool şi cei care folosesc alcool şi care fumează, cel mai înţelept lucru este de a evita vechii prieteni pentru câteva săptămâni, pentru a vă întări comportamentul dvs. de nefumător.  Având în vedere influenţa asupra discernământului, o înghiţitură sau două de alcool sunt suficiente pentru a zădărnici decizia dvs. de a nu fuma.

7.     Alcoolul este o băutură cu un mare număr de calorii.  Un gram de alcool eliberează 7 calorii comparativ cu 4, câte eliberează proteinele şi glucidele.  În SUA, alcoolul furnizează 4‑5% din totalul caloriilor zilnice.  Caloriile provenite din alcool sunt calorii ÎgoaleÎ.  Este evident că oricine vrea să evite creşterea în greutate, nu are nevoie de calorii goale în plus.8

8.     Alcoolul, chiar în cantităţi mici, poate stimula secreţia de acid gastric< aceasta duce la o creştere a poftei de mâncare. Constatarea că mâncaţi mai mult v‑ar putea determina să credeţi că alcoolul vă ajută să simţiţi mai bine gustul alimentelor dar de fapt, alcoolul deteriorează simţul gustului.  Caloriile în plus înseamnă kilograme în plus.9

9.     Alcoolul are acţiune diuretică, ducând astfel la excreţia de apă, calciu, magneziu, potasiu, vitamina B1, B2 şi acid folic.  Acesta este cel mai rău lucru posibil pentru metabolismul apei şi mineralelor.  Consumul moderat sau excesiv poate compromite capacitatea băutorului de a face faţă stresului datorită deficienţei de vitamină B1.6, 10.

Recomandări:

National Research Council afirmă că uzul de alcool nu este recomandat.  Consumul excesiv de alcool creşte riscul de boli de inimă, hipertensiune arterială, boli cronice de ficat, boli neurologice, deficienţe nutriţionale şi multe alte boli.  Chiar băutorii moderaţi sunt expuşi unui anumit risc datorat efectelor asupra coordonării neuromotorii şi judecăţii, în conducerea maşinii, a diferitelor utilaje, maşini‑unelte şi pilotajul de avioane.  Chiar consumul unor cantităţi mici de alcool poate duce la dependenţă.  O alternativă sănătoasă ar fi consumul de suc sau nectar de fructe şi zarzavaturi ca de ex.: struguri, piersici, mere, ananas, portocale, cireşe, roşii etc.  Puteţi adăuga sifon dacă doriţi.

Sex sub pamant! Scene fierbinti intr-o parcare subterana!

Imagini care surprind o partida de sex oral, desfasurata intr-o parcare subterana din Statele Unite, au iesit la suprafata si au provocat dezbateri aprinse pe internet. Mai exact, oamenii se intreaba cata pasiune nestapanita si cata premeditare sunt in spatele scenelor fierbinti.

Cert este ca protagonistii au ales o pozitie extrem de favorabila pentru camera de supraveghere, care a filmat episodul erotic dintr-un unghi aproape perfect.Mizand pe “inocenta” celor doi tineri, nu putem decat sa presupunem ca acestia n-au mai avut nici macar rabdare sa urce in masina, daramite sa ajunga in intimitatea caminului propriu. Asa ca dupa saruturi patimase si mangaieri pasionale, actorii XXX de ocazie s-au avantat intr-o partida de sex fara prejudecati.

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Theseguysblog Challenge

Theseguysblog Challenge – Hit up Connaught place with a 100 rupee note in hand and come home with the following four DVD’s:

• Surrogates – B-Weasy acts the shit out of this movie, one of his finest films. The premise revolves around the idea that Bruce buys a bunch of robotic replicas of Bruce … meaning quadruple the Bruces.

• Land of the Lost – Most people hate Will Ferrell based on the fact that they think too many people like Will Ferrell. Those people are idiots; his shitty movies are guaranteed for 12 giggles at a minimum.
  • Life is all about giggles, if I don’t get my fix of at least 50 giggles a day I become a dangerous man.

• Year One – This movie is sure to further feed my sick sick addition with Michael Cera.
• The Hurt Locker – Arguably the only legitimate movie I was in the market for.

After filtering through hundreds of pirated American DVD’s I could only find two out of the four. My half ass attempts at lowballing these dirtbags, at a fraction of the market price, were failures forcing me to move on. Before I knew it, close to two hours had gone by and my goal was far achieved.

My patience was running thin but after thinking of how I would feel post-Michael Cera film, I gathered the motivation to dig down deep into my energy reserves. The pickings were slim seeing as we had visited nearly all of stores, but out of nowhere this one fellow caught my attention. We made eye contact and he spewed out broken English offering me games, DVD’s and CD’s.

The merchant motioned for me to follow him to his co-workers store (all these dudes work together each owning a couple different shops). I followed the merchant to his other store but as soon as the other owner saw my face I could tell something had gone wrong. I was told to leave.

My luck had run out, with my recently shaved head and unchanged white skin, I was easily remembered as the skinheaded, sleaze-bagging low baller. I somehow managed to get blacklisted from the underground pirated movie hub. I mean that’s talent people, to out slime the skeezies shows some serious tenacity and balls, half you jokers out there couldn’t do what I did.

Through association Arvil was blacklisted but that also might have been attributed to the fact that he low bagged this one dude so badly that even me, the king of the low ballin’ scumbags was surprised by his offer. Twelve DVD’s for 300 rupees, Arvil pulled an offense, spinless yet ballsy move and I have to respect him for it.

Although no DVD’s were purchased Arvil did buy:

Rolex – 100 rps – originally

Shantanaram (novel) – 200 rps – originally – 700 rps

A strawberry milkshake with whipcream toppings – 80 rps.

Right before he chuggled the shake, Arvil said:

“I am such a bad boy, I shouldn’t”

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World Cup 2010 Qualify. Group 4. Russia - Germany (2009) HDTV

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World Cup 2010 Qualify. Group 4. Russia – Germany (2009) HDTV

 Описание: “Слов будет немного – голос сел. Мы очень старались изменить ход поединка, очень много кричали, особенно во второй половине второго тайма. Мы проиграли и, естественно, этому не рады. Но мы довольны игрой, тем, как наша команда атаковала, и тем, что проявила характер, особенно во втором тайме, в концовке поединка”, – “У нас были шансы, особенно если бы судья назначил пенальти на Аршавине во второй половине встречи. Сборная Германии не так уж охотно шла вперед, сделала ставку на контратаки. Что ж, это их выбор, их тактика. Они молодцы, потому что реализовали свой момент. У нас тоже были шансы, но мы их, к сожалению, не использовали”, – заявил главный тренер сборной России Гус Хиддинк на послематчевой пресс-конференции.

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Micro Bikini Oily Dance - Mei Koyanagi (Uncensored)

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9.24.9 - Swallow

Now with Clint on Vacation until Wednesday, I can finally take a step back and look at the mess I’ve caused. The other night while closing with him, we began to argue about who was really responsible for starting this. All along I have blamed him, “Don’t start something you can’t finish,” I tell him. He spun around to face me, a broad grin causing his lips to twitch just slightly, “excuse me? I remember looking up into those big doe-like eyes, ‘Can I give you a blow job?’ Yeah, it’s ALL my fault.” My jaw dropped and for several long seconds I was speechless. “No! You were putting me through the worst guilt trip for not having offered sooner!” We both bowed up, yelling at each other’s face, albeit playfully. We were both laughing but I knew it was understood between us that we both had an equal part in igniting this affair. But I hate that word: affair. To me that sounds more like two people secretly, passionately grappling each other in the shadows, sharing deep, meaningful kisses and lying in each other’s arms afterwards. That isn’t what this is. I’m still trying to figure out what this is. When he’s near I feel as if I’ve swallowed a dozen lightening bugs and their little heated bodies ricochet off my ribcage. I’m attracted to him only because he fits into a mold that I’ve created. He ain’t a cowboy, but I can easily close my eyes and imagine him in wranglers, a stetson, and a pair of ropers. His voice carries a hint of a drawl that makes my heart race. Although, I can just as easily be a star co-worker. I can tell he likes it when I pretend there is nothing happening between us. Like yesterday, I happened to notice he was wearing his jeans again. He most have remembered how I oogled him in his jeans the other day. Yesterday he was wearing boots, too. Not cowboy, but work boots. When I noticed them, and he just happened to be talking to me, I visibly shuddered and smiled that secret smile. I was so distracted I almost didn’t notice that he had stopped mid-sentence to grin and watch me, “You like my boots?” With a soft purr, “I like all of it…the jeans, the boots…” And at that time I noticed a customer waiting to be checked out and I rushed over to help them. Afterwards, Clint was standing beside me and asked me if I had seen the new schedule. Of course I noticed! I worked with Clint the day he returned from Vacation on Wednesday! Then I had Friday, Saturday and Sunday off! I was screaming with joy inside. With a casual nod I smiled and said, “Yeah! I have a three day weekend!” I almost dropped to my knees laughing when I noticed his look, but I couldn’t let him know how hungry I was for that Wednesday night. “Well…did you see the hours for Wednesday?” I giggled and nodded. He stepped closer to tell me all he was looking forward to doing to me on Wednesday. Before he left he turned to look at me, “hey!..Wednesday.” and with a leud grasp of his crotch, he left. I could hear his loud bellowing laugh as he walked away.

I’ve also decided that I’m going back out to Red River tonight, Friday. I’ve told Clint and he wants me to promise to be good and be safe. He told me he would call Saturday to find out what happened. I made a promise to myself and an agreement with Daisy, that I would be a good girl. No more trips to the parking lot. I’m NOT going to let Ed Hardy lure me off the dance floor. I’m just looking to dance with a few cowboys and behave myself…to an extent. I asked Daisy to behave Friday night and if she does I won’t try to hold her back Wednesday night with Clint.

Un titlu, un titlu, regatul meu pentru un titlu !

Sunt sigur că asta ar fi spus Richard al III-lea dacă ar fi avut un blog.
Inspiraţia nu a fost niciodată punctul meu forte iar din nefericire nu am nici o imaginaţie bogată care să compenseze.
De câte ori vreau să scriu un articol, primul lucru la care mă gânesc este TITLUL şi stau uneori chiar şi ore în şir (se ) încercând să găsesc unul cât mai potrivit, cât mai reprezentativ şi care să surprindă cât mai bine ideea articolului. Iar când se întâmplă să nu reuşesc să-i găsesc un titlu ajung să amân respectivul articol nefericit în speranţa că până la urmă, poate, o fulgerare o să reuşească să-mi măcar un bec din lustra cu zece braţe a imaginaţiei. Probabil că acest lucru ţine mai mult de experienţă decât de imaginaţie dar eu tind să cred că ambele joacă un rol la fel de important în piesa asta. Ar fi totuşi o soluţie la acest mic inconvenient: aş putea întitula toate articolele “…” şi aş fi mult mai liniştit, aş adăuga totodată şi o urmă de mister dar mă mai gândesc … la un Titlu.

Ho, Hum...

Man, the days are clipping by… summer’s rapidly fading and the days are getting noticably shorter.  Yet, luckily enough, we’re still getting an occasional day in the 70s or even 80s here in Seattle. So, what to do?  Ride, of course.

Last weekend I got a good afternoon cruise in one day with my honey… toward the mountain foothills to the east, including a stop at one of the local motor-crowd hangouts, XXX Rootbeer in Issaquah.  They have lots of car and bike gatherings there all summer. It was the first time on the bike all summer for her, since my early summer this year was focused on Sturgis prep and didn’t include many local rides.  But we finally got her out there and had a great day. 

We looped out around Lake Sammamish on the way outbound, which was very pretty on that sunny day.  Then we took a XXX break, getting some of their killer onion rings and a root beer float, which like all of their offerings, are monstrous in size and very tasty.  Then we headed out I-90 and turned off onto the back roads, working our way home through Preston, Fall City, Carnation, Maltby, Woodinville, and back around the north end of Lake Washington.

Today was another decent day, bright and around 70F.  I took a quick spin out through north Seattle toward the high-bank neighborhoods overlooking Puget Sound, and then dropped down toward Shilshole Marina for a quick ride along the waterfront, through Fremont, and back home.  Not many miles, but at least it was some fresh air and a little sun on the face.

Nice day down by Shilshole Marina.

In the mean time, Hanson’s still been working on his bike, and negotiating with the dealer for revisions to his parts order and upcoming shop-install-fest, where they’re going to help him out installing more parts.  A front wheel revision and other pieces on order are keeping this next step coming at a snail’s pace, but it’ll finally go in to the shop, at least for some of the work, next week.

While my bike's been, uh, on the road... Hanson's has been looking like this. Not pretty... yet!

So, that’s the latest on bikes and rides around here.  We’re both still pumped for the annual Oyster Run, coming up at the end of the month. Hopefully Hanson’s new ride will be back outta the shop by then!  (Check out the link (right) for info about the event).

In the mean time, dig this.  Our blog here has been getting about 30-40 hits a day, mostly by linkage through search engines, and otherwise by some links from other blogs.  While we still don’t have our own webpage populated with any content, people are finding it and then linking here.  Pretty cool.  Thanks to all those other bloggers and bikers out there who are linking to us or dropping in!  Feel free to make a comment on your next visit.

kanye west, ever the punk. Punk ass bitch. (mobile)

Wow, I don’t watch the VMAs and I know why. Cause trendy, self absorbed twits don’t deserve my attention. Last year I watched. For the first time in my life. And I was appalled by Russell Brand. Not because he offended me. Because he was just not funny. Lowest common denominator humor anyone could have spewed. And now this year we see kanye west acting like the punk ass bitch he is. Throwing a fit because the person he wanted to win did not win. I do like some of his music but time after time he shows how spoiled and self absorbed he is. You would think after he sent his mom to a hack plastic surgery Dr and she died he might start too look at his life and choices. NOPE! I hope none of you are actually paying for his music. He does not deserve to get paid for the way he acts. Go online, steal it off the net. Go all 80’s and have a friend burn you a copy anything but give him your money. WHAT A PUNK ASS BITCH!

Here are two great places to go find Kanye West music without paying. Of course I don’t really mean steal. You should only download music you have the cd for. Anything else would be morally wrong and horrible. We would never want to not pay for music.

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Tonight I plan on watch President Obama’s speech on health-care. Now those of you who know me can properly guess that I did not vote for him. I voted for McCain but don’t really care for him either. I just found him to be the lesser of three evils. I have some thoughts on the whole third party idea that I plan on sharing later this week in a blog as well a quoting an amazing section from the book “days of war nights of love” to you all.

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