Theseguysblog Challenge – Hit up Connaught place with a 100 rupee note in hand and come home with the following four DVD’s:
- Surrogates – B-Weasy acts the shit out of this movie, one of his finest films. The premise revolves around the idea that Bruce buys a bunch of robotic replicas of Bruce … meaning quadruple the Bruces.
- Land of the Lost – Most people hate Will Ferrell based on the fact that they think too many people like Will Ferrell. Those people are idiots; his shitty movies are guaranteed for 12 giggles at a minimum.
- Life is all about giggles, if I don’t get my fix of at least 50 giggles a day I become a dangerous man.
- Year One – This movie is sure to further feed my sick sick addition with Michael Cera.
- The Hurt Locker – Arguably the only legitimate movie I was in the market for.
After filtering through hundreds of pirated American DVD’s I could only find two out of the four. My half ass attempts at lowballing these dirtbags, at a fraction of the market price, were failures forcing me to move on. Before I knew it, close to two hours had gone by and my goal was far achieved.
My patience was running thin but after thinking of how I would feel post-Michael Cera film, I gathered the motivation to dig down deep into my energy reserves. The pickings were slim seeing as we had visited nearly all of stores, but out of nowhere this one fellow caught my attention. We made eye contact and he spewed out broken English offering me games, DVD’s and CD’s.
The merchant motioned for me to follow him to his co-workers store (all these dudes work together each owning a couple different shops). I followed the merchant to his other store but as soon as the other owner saw my face I could tell something had gone wrong. I was told to leave.
My luck had run out, with my recently shaved head and unchanged white skin, I was easily remembered as the skinheaded, sleaze-bagging low baller. I somehow managed to get blacklisted from the underground pirated movie hub. I mean that’s talent people, to out slime the skeezies shows some serious tenacity and balls, half you jokers out there couldn’t do what I did.
Through association Arvil was blacklisted but that also might have been attributed to the fact that he low bagged this one dude so badly that even me, the king of the low ballin’ scumbags was surprised by his offer. Twelve DVD’s for 300 rupees, Arvil pulled an offense, spinless yet ballsy move and I have to respect him for it.
Although no DVD’s were purchased Arvil did buy:
Rolex – 100 rps – originally
Shantanaram (novel) – 200 rps – originally – 700 rps
A strawberry milkshake with whipcream toppings – 80 rps.
Right before he chuggled the shake, Arvil said:
“I am such a bad boy, I shouldn’t”
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